My Bloody Valentine 3D opens on Valentine's Day in 1997. Overall, this is a fun holiday slasher, and though it doesn't have a lot of depth, it is certain to at least keep you engaged from start to finish. Its cast consists of a number of genre newcomers, with David Boreanaz, Denise Richards, and Katherine Heigl as the only true standout names, but their performances are an incredible addition. It has received incredibly low review scores, but this underrated film still deserves your attention. This is a fun, old-school slasher with all the expected tropes and plenty of grisly murders. Valentine is far from the most unique slasher flick ever released, but what it lacks in originality it makes up for in pure entertainment. Has Jeremy returned to exact his revenge? If not Jeremy, then who is behind the Cupid mask? Why Valentine Makes the List Dorothy, Paige, Lily, Shelley, and Kate are all that remain from the original group, and after receiving threatening Valentine's Day cards, they realize that they are next on the killer's list. Now, those same classmates are dying in increasingly brutal ways. Years before the events of Valentine, Jeremy Melton was wrongly committed to a mental institution after several of his high school classmates testified that he had made unwanted sexual advances on their friend Dorothy. We also get to spend a large portion of the film following the villain, which is an interesting change of pace, and while this narrative experiment doesn't necessarily pay off in the by-the-numbers twist ending, it certainly adds a layer of intrigue to this campy film. There isn't a lot of thematic complexity or deep character motivations in this film, but it is a fun, dark thriller with some great moments. Nevertheless, the film deftly falls into the 'so-bad-it's-good' territory, featuring several brutally gory kills and some pure, dumb entertainment. Most critics panned New Year's Evil upon its release, and the years haven't helped its reputation. As the hours pass and the bodies start to pile up throughout Hollywood, Diane must find out the true identity of Evil and how he connects to her and her family. Calling into the station, Evil vows to kill a single woman every hour as each time zone strikes midnight, and he promises that Diane will be his last victim. A popular radio DJ, Diane has set up a late-night broadcast to celebrate the holiday, but a mysterious caller simply known as 'Evil' has other plans. Richard: Go downstairs to the basement right now, young man of family-murder and house-destruction!īilly: (walks to basement) I am still satisfied that my family is dead and the house is destroyed.New Year's Eve is supposed to be a night to welcome in a new year, but it becomes a night of fear for Diane Sullivan in New Year's Evil. Fox: Speaking of which, your grounded time is extended to the day that The Birthday The End All Birthdays is confirmed as a false finale! Hawkodile: You are lucky that you are not going to prison! Thanks to you, murdering your own family and blowing up the house, all 5 of us have to ground your from now on!ĭr. Puppycorn: Your family doesn’t deserve to die and the house doesn’t deserve to be destroyed! Unikitty: BILLY, WE CANNOT GODDAMN BELIEVE YOU DECIDED TO KILL YOUR OWN FAMILY AND BLOW UP THE HOUSE!īilly: Whatever, my family deserves to die and that house deserves to be destroyed! Fox, and Richard, angry, and Billy, still satisfied, with GoAnimate Pomp & Circumstance Music playing) (cuts to inside of Unikitty Castle, with Unikitty, Puppycorn, Hawkodile, Dr. (cuts to Unikingdom, with GoAnimate Scary Sound Effect playing) Unikitty (Anger Form): BILLY (x10)! GET YOUR STUPID FAT FAMILY-MURDERING AND HOUSE-DESTROYING BUTT OVER HERE RIGHT FREAKING NOW! (cuts to Unikitty, in her anger form, on black background with fire effect) Unikitty: (throws remote at TV, but doesn’t break it) THAT FAMILY-MURDERING AND HOUSE-DESTROYING SON OF A GUN!

Police Officer 2: We really hope that someone takes him to their house so that they can ground him from this point forward. He is lucky that he is not going to jail. We heard him say that he has had enough of his family grounding him for stupid and dumb reasons, so he killed his own family with a gun and blow up his house. Police Officer 1: Well, we believe it was Billy Spunkygal. (cuts to two police officers, in front of the destroyed house) We go live now outside the wrecked Spunkygal house with two officers, who know who killed their own family and blew up the house. The four people who got killed are Ladonna, Robin, Moly, and Olivia. News Reporter: We have serious breaking news today that 4 of the Spunkygal family members were murdered by one of the family members shooting them with a gun, in which one of the family members also blew up the house.

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